•Lover of all things sarcastic•
(Source: unnatural-encounter, via your-beast0fburden)
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
So a pigeon got into our house today my cat troy tabby has a different method of hunting
(Source: nevver, via spoof)
After almost stepping on several babies this weekend
We found the Costco bear as well daughter thought it was the coolest thing she wouldnt stop smiling or looking at it
Karmas a bitch